TITLE: Learning to Fly (aka. they never did learn to the thing... )

   AUTHOR: kerk_hiraeth

   FANDOM: Doctor Who (2005);

   CHARACTER(s): River Song; Amy Pond; Teenage female AU incarnation of The Doctor; Rory Williams;

   'SHIP(s): The Ponds;

   SUMMARY: Somehow The Doctor has become a teenage girl; hijinks ensue...

   A/N: This is one I wrote for the middle of elisi's daughters after hearing about her making her own version of Colin Baker's costume as The Doctor; indeed they got to meet him. Having been told that she'd like to be The Doctor I had to write something and came up with this where; as you will quickly guess is AU for a post-S5 Matt Smith-era Doctor. Also originally written for dw100 challenge # 562 ~ salt and pepper. 

     Even The Doctor; who now looked a lot like Amy's old schoolfriend Ffion, had to admit the star was uncomfortably close.

   “Sweetie, “ the not stressed River added, “What did you do?”

   Not necessarily calm, Amy queried, “Doctor?”

   Totally calm, her look said 'Why assume it's me'.

   They just glared back.

   Suddenly the totally not headlong race into doom ceased.

   “They. Are. Not. For. Condiments.”

   All three turned to face a very grouchy, and dripping wet from the shower, Rory. Gripping his towel, he stormed back whence he came.

The Doctor shrugged and, burger in hand, left to find the ketchup.

    Goddess watch over us, 

    kerk